How to become an artlover

Who doesn't want to impress a lady or at least those sophisticated guys at dinner parties once in a while?


Here is my universal artlover construction kit. All you need is four words:

1. Shape
2. Color
3. Space
4. Composition

Now you only have to connect them in a way that makes at least a bit of sense. If something like "I am really impressed how the artist uses color to create such a tense composition" comes off your lips, you are going to be the smartest and most interesting guy around.